just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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