Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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