the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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