dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
