I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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