Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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