This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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