I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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