I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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