Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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