Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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