I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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