OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I would fuck him just for his dog
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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