On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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