found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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