Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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