He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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