Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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