don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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