shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
