we're blogging at a bar
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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