I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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