those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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