Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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