I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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