So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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