I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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