I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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