We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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