office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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