Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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