Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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