We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.