Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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