just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?