ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball