summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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