haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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