wakey wakey hands off snakey
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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