she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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