if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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