coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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