please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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