you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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