am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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