Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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