So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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