nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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