so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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