Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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