No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Someone came in the potted fern
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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