was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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