Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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