margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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