You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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