I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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